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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Definition of a lawyer
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
95% of all lawyers
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
How many lawyers does it take to screw?
A hindu priest rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road
A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
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