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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• What is the definition lucky break

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What happens when a lawyer takes viagra
• One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
• What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
• I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
• Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer
• Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
• A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
• Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage
• You might be a lawyer if
• What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

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