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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
The rotation of earth
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Why don't eggs tell jokes
My daughter screeched
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you get from a pampered cow
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What time did the man go to the dentist
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