Season Tickets Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
'Listen to this,'
she said.
'There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.'
'Hmmm,'
her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, 'Would you swap me for a season ticket?'
'Absolutely not,'
he said.
'How sweet,'
Sarah said.
'Tell me why not.'
'Season's more than half over,'
he said.
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