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Bar Jokes: Two Pretzels Walk Into A Bar
Two pretzels walk into a bar, and one is assaulted!
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A guy goes into a bar orders twelve shots and starts drinking
Best bar jokes
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A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar drinking when the bartender asked him why his head was so small
Here was this man in a bar
This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
A man went for an audition at a local club
A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president bush appeared on the television
Why were guys put on this earth?
An englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer
A slightly drunk man walks up to the bartender and says hey thats a funny looking bird
Random bar jokes
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10 bar jokes
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Every friday night three men go to a bar and complain about their wives
A man walks into the front door of a bar
One day an englishman a scotsman and an irishman walked into a pub together
A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store
Guy walks into a bar and this man is playing the most wonderful piano he had ever heard
One night a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar
A man walks into a bar with a brown paper bag
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
These three english guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar and talk turns to their adventures on the sea
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