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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To
I Went To A Peanut Factory Last Week. It Was
If I Got A Penny For Everyone I've Met
Yo Momma Is So Stupid When I Told Her Christmas
Might I Integrate Your Curves Tonight
Clif Bars Answer The Question "What If It Wasn't
Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With
My Parents Won't Say Which Of Their Six Kids
My Job Is Secure. No One Else Wants It
Today A Man Knocked On My Door And Asked For
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