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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I used to hate facial hair
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Don t forget a bucket
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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