If your fat and you go swimming in america and see a shark do as follows 1.
swim as fast as you can for a fatter person 2.
head for the japenese fishing ship that (only hunts salmon)... 3.
Let your bowels go but animal rights will hound you 4.distract them with a skinny person note skinny person may not survive after bite 10 5.Petend that the shark has stolen your big boy
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