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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I've got a great joke about construction
Can you put my shoes on
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you get from a pampered cow
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
How many apples grow on a tree
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