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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
When a dad drives past a cow
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I just watched a program about beavers
How do I look?
Can you put my shoes on
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Hey I was thinking
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Paper or plastic?
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