An old man from a far off land was once on the subway in New York and he sat down next to a younger man.
He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar.
Having never seen a priest before, he asked the man: 'Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?'
The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered: 'I wear this collar because I am a Father'.
The old man thought a second and responded: 'Sir I am also a Father but I wear my collar front-ways.
Why do you wear your collar so differently?'
The priest thought for a minute and said: 'Sir, I am the father for many.'
The old man quickly answered: 'I too am the father of many.
I have four sons, four daughters and too many grandchildren to count.
But I wear my collar like everyone else does.'
'Why do you wear it your way?'
The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out: 'Sir, I am the father for hundreds and hundreds of people!'
The old man from the far-away country was taken aback and was silent for a long time.
As he got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said: 'Mister, maybe you should wear your pants backwards.'
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