Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A minute.'
Einstein asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A penny.'
Einstein asks, 'Can I have a penny?'
The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'
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