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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
Make me a sandwich!
Hey I was thinking
The shovel
I don't trust stairs
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I don't play soccer
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Can you put the cat out
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Yo mama is so stupid she thought pms
What do blondes and cow patties have in common
There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
Have You Noticed That All Bottled Water Has The "best
Omelet
"If You Lived Here, You'd Be Om By Now
Yo mama is so dumb she thought taco bell
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses
I Was Polite Today. I Said Please. Well Actually, I
No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake