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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Paper or plastic?
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
When a dad drives past a cow
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Want to hear a joke about paper
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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