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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
People say they pick their nose
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What do you call a fat psychic
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What time did the man go to the dentist
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I could tell a joke about pizza
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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