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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
What dog keeps the best time
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
How does a frog cross the freeway with out no arms and legs
One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump right next to each other
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
There were three roasters
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist
Whenever You Get Mad, Just Think Of A T-rex
What Do You Call A Frog Stuck In Mud? Unhoppy
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer s barn
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted