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Religious Jokes: The Head Of The Monastery Wanted

The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion.
He called 3 of them to his room, and ordered them to put a small bell on their penis.
After that, he went to the first guy, and showed him a picture of a gorgeous naked girl.
'Gling Gling', went the bell, and the head of the monastary was furious: 'you call yourself a monk?
you are as weak as a baby!'.
He went then to the second guy, and showed him a cover of a dirty porn movie.
'Gling Gling', went the bell.
'you are a disgrace!
get out of my sight!'.
Almost in complete dispair, he went to the thirs guy and showed him a cover of a porn-magazine.
There was silent.
'Way to go, son, you are the only man here worth to be call a monk', the head of the monastery said, while putting his hand on him.
'Gling Gling', went the bell.



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