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Best religious jokes

These are the best 10 religious jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
• A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
• Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
• He had two parrots
• Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
• Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
• Jesus and saint peter are golfing
• God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
• A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road

Random religious jokes

These are 10 religious jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
• A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
• Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
• A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable
• One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
• A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
• Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
• A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
• Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
• A little girl was in church and she dozes off the teacher says who is the ruler of these lands

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