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Best religious jokes

These are the best 10 religious jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
• A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
• Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
• He had two parrots
• Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
• Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
• Jesus and saint peter are golfing
• God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
• A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road

Random religious jokes

These are 10 religious jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why did you make eve so beautiful
• Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
• A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
• An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
• Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
• Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
• 3 buddies die in a car crash they go to heaven to an orientation
• Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
• In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
• A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls

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