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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Two goldfish are in a tank
How many apples grow on a tree
I've got a great joke about construction
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Did you hear about the circus fire
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Hey I was thinking
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