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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I've got a great joke about construction
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Can you put the cat out
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you get from a pampered cow
Soup or salad?
How does a penguin build it's house
What's brown and sticky
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My Voicemail Message Is Just Instructions On How To Send
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Your Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine
You Seem Like The Kind Of Person Who Always Tried
There Is No "me" In Team. No, Wait, Yes There
If your dog and your wallet are on the same chain
Yo mama is so ugly she could look at the ass end of
I Believe In Respect For The Dead; In Fact, I