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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't play soccer
The shovel
Paper or plastic?
What's brown and sticky
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I could tell a joke about pizza
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
How do you make a Kleenex dance
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I Read Somewhere That Alligators Only Have To Eat Once
After a long night of making love the guy notices a photo
I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You
I'm On A Whiskey Diet. I've Lost Three
There May Be No Excuse For Laziness, But I'm
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving
Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen
You Can't Lose A Homing Pigeon. If Your Homing
I have a green nose three red mouths and four purple ears?
I Got Fired As An Estate Agent The Other Day