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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why don't eggs tell jokes
What do you get from a pampered cow
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I've got a great joke about construction
Want to hear a joke about paper
Make me a sandwich!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
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