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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Don t forget a bucket
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Sorry about your wait
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Two goldfish are in a tank
Did you hear the rumor about butter
A furniture store keeps calling me
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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