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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Want to hear a joke about paper
I've never gone to a gun range before
I could tell a joke about pizza
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I made a pencil with two erasers
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Why did the coffee file a police report
What's brown and sticky
Can you put the cat out
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