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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Don t forget a bucket
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did you hear the rumor about butter
How do I look?
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Hey I was thinking
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
How does a penguin build it's house
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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