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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I have a dad bod
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I just watched a program about beavers
When you ask a dad if he's alright
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
A furniture store keeps calling me
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