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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Would you like the milk in a bag
I don't play soccer
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
The rotation of earth
What do you get from a pampered cow
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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