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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
What do you do to an elephant with three balls
Two bats are going for their midnight feed
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump right next to each other
There was a terrible bus accident
What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
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