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Corny Jokes: Did You Hear About The Guy
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A car was involved in an accident in a street
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Did you hear about the guy with five penises
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A scientist puts a add intot he newspaper asking for 4 very rich volanteers
At a remote monastery deep in the woods the monks followed a rigid vow of silence
Two men sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker
Bubba died in a fire in his trailer
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
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