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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Would you like the milk in a bag
Dads 50th birthday card
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Hey I was thinking
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Don t forget a bucket
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
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