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One Liner Jokes: Do You Wanna Lose Ten Pounds
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard All His Life
A Liberal Is Just A Conservative That Hasn't Been
There Are Two Kinds Of Friends : Those Who Are Around
Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization
Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You're An
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