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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Can you put my shoes on
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I used to hate facial hair
When a dad drives past a cow
People don't like having to bend over
People say they pick their nose
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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