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Relationship Jokes: Men Are Like Lava Lamps
Men are like lava lamps.
Fun to look at but not that bright.
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A couple who had been married for years were making love
Best relationship jokes
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best 10 relationship jokes
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When the bride and the groom are getting married the bride is thinking
Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts
An architect an artist and an engineer were discussing
Recently a distraught wife went to the local police station
Deep thoughts on the farm
While her husband was lying down his wife removed his glasses
A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis
A man and his girlfriend were enjoying a ride late one stormy night in the country
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in amagazine
Random relationship jokes
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10 relationship jokes
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The female always make the rules
A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud and the old man exclaims son if you are old enough to do that then you are old enough to get married
This could be considered the ideal world for many men
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he s topping 100 mph
Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy?
American airlines recently introduced a special half fare for wives
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train
Five rules for men to follow to a happy life
Three couples went to a restaurant
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other
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