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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
After spending time with eve adam was walking in the garden with god
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven
A scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man dies and goes to heaven
Why did you make eve so beautiful
Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
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