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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Would you like the milk in a bag
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Soup or salad?
Sorry about your wait
People say they pick their nose
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Make me a sandwich!
A furniture store keeps calling me
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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