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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
The shovel
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear the rumor about butter
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How does a penguin build it's house
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Don t forget a bucket
Two goldfish are in a tank
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