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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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At the rate law schools are turning them out
What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
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You might be a lawyer if
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination
A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
You know you need a different lawyer when
A brooklyn lawyer a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend
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