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Lawyers Jokes: How Are Lawyers Like Whores
How are lawyers like whores?
They both get paid to screw people!
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
A judge asks a defendant to please stand
A good lawyer knows the law
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
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