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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I used to hate facial hair
What time did the man go to the dentist
What's brown and sticky
Dads 50th birthday card
I have a dad bod
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
People say they pick their nose
Want to hear a joke about paper
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