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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
God looks down and notices that adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
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