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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I would avoid the sushi
What do you get from a pampered cow
Soup or salad?
Two goldfish are in a tank
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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If I Had A Star For Every Time You Brightened
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard All His Life
I heard my tire thumping i thought it was flat
There is a very very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals a lion a chimpanzee a giraffe and a squirrel who pass by