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One Liner Jokes: 70% Of Our Planet Is Covered
70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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You So Fat That When You Stepped Onto A Scale
Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing
I Want To Do To Your Body What Mitt Romney
Dear Lord, There Is A Bug In Your Software...it
Excuse Me? Do You Work At Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big
If A Mute Kid Swears Does His Mother Wash His
Hey Baby, I Heard That Rabbits, Can Make 150 Babies
If I Followed You Home, Would You Keep Me
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