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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call A Fat
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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People don't like having to bend over
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I just watched a program about beavers
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Can you put my shoes on
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