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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
How do you get a squirrel to like you
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Did you hear the rumor about butter
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
When a dad drives past a cow
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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A guy goes into a bar orders twelve shots and starts drinking
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