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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
These are
10 lawyers jokes
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Why is the national institute of health substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests
How are lawyers like whores
You are stuck in a foxhole
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
You might be a lawyer if
What do you call an honest lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
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