4funnies
Corny Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Corny Jokes
/ Did You Hear About The Guy
Corny Jokes: Did You Hear About The Guy
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
Next Joke:
Nursery crimes
Best corny jokes
These are the
best 10 corny jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
The best pick up line
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
These are
10 corny jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
You are given 5 bags
The government is looking to hire a new assasin someone who can kill anyone for any reason
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
On christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a genie bottle
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn t find one big enough for her family
You so ugly last time you got ass
For people who like peace and quiet
Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
Here was an english man
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Why did george w bush cross the road 2
What Is Big,black,and Long? The Line At KFC
One Christmas, My Grandfather Gave Me A Box Of Broken
What's Your Amplitude For Charm-strange Mixing
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died
Once there was a little boy who asked his mother
My Neighbors Are Listening To Great Music. Whether They Like
What Does Tightrope Walking And Getting A Blowjob From Grandma
Why Do People Keep Running Over A String A Dozen
Ugh, Who Has Time To Work Out?... I Say Before