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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
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God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
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10 religious jokes
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Why wasn t jesus born in australia
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
3 buddies die in a car crash they go to heaven to an orientation
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
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