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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I could tell a joke about pizza
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I don't trust stairs
I would avoid the sushi
Want to hear a joke about paper
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
The rotation of earth
People say they pick their nose
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