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Dad Jokes: How Do I Look
MOM: 'How do I look?' DAD: 'With your eyes.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
People don't like having to bend over
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
My daughter screeched
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
What time did the man go to the dentist
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Can you put my shoes on
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If fruit grows on a fruit tree then what does chicken grow on
Whenever You Get Mad, Just Think Of A T-rex
First-year students at med school were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
Yo mama so fat when she jumped out the window
I Bought A New Japanese Car. I Turned On The
Any Room Is A Panic Room If You've Lost
When A Guy Says He's Fine What He Really
My parents raised me as an only child
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer